[Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. 3. Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. You know, like the Marvelettes? [everyone in the stadium looks confused]Thor:Hey, hey! Find your passion. Now, go ahead. Stay here. It was always me, Tony, right from the start! Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. Thor:Is that why everythings on fire?, [a megalith appears to fight Thor]Sif:All yoursThor:[walks up to the monster]Hello[Monster roars]Thor:I accept your surrender. Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. [pause]Do you ever laugh? "Puny God" - Hulk (to Loki) If you're a huge fan of Hulk, you'd know that "Hulk smash" and "you bad friend" are not the only iconic lines from the alter ego of Bruce Banner. Youve heard of this. You do not have to walk through it You can run. Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! Im listening.Dr. Hank Pym:We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her.Scott Lang:Hank, I would never do that. But, yes!Peter Quill:What! [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? Its not a disguise, Hank. This is a day." -Andy Samberg. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]War Machine:Okay, tiny dude is big now. by Cristina Lupo Community Contributor 4,920 points Create a. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. Network, network, network. Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. Back-to-back Iron Man fun! Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? Steve Rogers: Taller." " Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders! Ill talk to him first, then you guys go in.Okoye:[in Xosha]We cant let him talk to Klaue alone.TChalla:[in Xosha, too]Better to let him talk to Klaue alone for five minutes than to make a scene here. This this is a man. Chester Phillips:Sit down. Its cool. Right?Pepper Potts:Right. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. 11. [Thor gives him Mjolnir] You have the little one., Valkyrie:What will you do?Thor:Im not sure. So you joined a cult.Dr. 7. Be happy, man. No, that's wrong. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. But I cant hold it very long. Sif:Betray him, and Ill kill you. In the first place God made idiots; that was for . Sorry, I cant remember anybodys names., Bruce Banner:Whos Scott?Steve Rogers:Ant-Man.Bruce Banner:Theres an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?, Okoye:When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.TChalla:What did you imagine?Okoye:The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks., [Thor appears with Stormbreaker]Bruce Banner:[laughs with joy]You guys are so screwed now!, Steve Rogers: New haircut? [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! Dr. Id say we were even. Thor:Let me know if he bothers you again, okay? And so are you. [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. Five hours in front of the TV. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. Oh my goodness. Happy International Women's Day to the best woman in the world! [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. With 23 movies so far, not to mention television shows, thats quite a lot of characters, storylines and events. - Sue Monk Kidd. FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. Be you! Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man Frank A. Clark Inspirational, Life, Inspiring 292 Copy quote Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. Thats what it feels like! A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? Dr. I dont even like Hulk. This is gonna get weird, all right? By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. 18. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. [Rocket and the Ravagers all fall around laughing], Taserface:[Holding a knife to Rockets throat after having his name being made fun of]New plan! You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. [pause] Please! This is the last day of the first day of school. As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! 5. Hank Pym:Relax. "Love can be defined with one word. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". Internet, so helpful. [Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]Loki:[cheers]YES! We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. On my signal, run like hell. Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. You know whats boring? Yeah!KAREN:Activating Instant-Kill.Peter Parker:What? The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. Chester Phillips:Steak.Dr. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Im here to pick up a fossil.Steve Rogers:Thats hilarious., Natasha Romanoff:Did you do anything fun Saturday night? 8. When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.Dr. Just Wong? He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? Tony Stark:Perfect. Do you want to go to space, puppy? [Crowd howls with laughter. Peggy on new beginnings "The world has changed and none of us can go back. Youre looking right at him! Were more optimistic, yes. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. Drake. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. Be fiercely independent. [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! You know what? Comeptetion between marvel and dc. You know what that is., Drax:Finger on throat means death! Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! Stan Lee. Arent you cute? Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. What about Thor?Nick Fury:Off-world.Peter Parker:Doctor StrangeMaria Hill:Unavailable.Peter Parker:Captain Marvel.Nick Fury:Dont you invoke her name!Peter Parker:Im just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.Nick Fury:Bitch, please! Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. Thought we wouldnt notice. And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I talked to someone called The Ancient One. And IDr. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. What do you say to that?Tony Stark:Absolutely ridiculous. Touch it, give it a kiss.. Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. 10. Please! There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. Use sunscreen. While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. 26. Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. Always hold it high. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. June 7, 2022 . Live the life you've imagined.". As far as Im concerned, thats Americas ass., Steve Rogers: [Rogers looks at his past self, who is lying face-down, unconscious]Hes right. No!Ned Leeds:Can you spit venom?Peter Parker:No.Ned Leeds:Can you summon an army of spiders?Peter Parker:[beat]No, Ned., Ned Leeds:You got bit by a spider? [Spider-Man does a flip]YEAH!, Peter Parker:[in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?Tony Stark:Just dont do anything I *would* do. No! I prefer you.Hulk:Banners friend.Thor:I dont even like Banner. "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". Here are all the best funny quotes from the Captain Marvel film. Its not. Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! I hate violence. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. "You are graduating from college. Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Help him! Threat: High. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. [to Tony]Never dropping that, by the way. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. Oscar Wilde. Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you dont wanna know more?, Spider-Man:Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?War Machine:Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?Iron Man:I dont know, I didnt carbon date him. These are the funniest quotes from Thor: Ragnarok. I[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]Loki:Im listening., Steve Rogers/Captain America:Big man in a suit of armour, take that away, what are you?Tony Stark/Iron Man:Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist., Tony Stark: [about Thor] Uh, Shakespeare in The Park?
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